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Revision as of 09:17, 1 December 2007
Introduction
Jonathan Dorf is an evil alien monster from the planet GorbleFlarp. King of the GorbleFlarpians, he commands his followers with an iron fist! Writing plays is his profession. They usually suck ass, but if anyone ever says that, they are killed immediately.
Jonathan Dorf is actually a woman. He has no man-parts and is always hitting on other men no matter how many times I ask him not too (buttpirate?).
Did I mention that he is also self-absorbed and takes it up the rumpus?
P.S. The End.
